The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means a vain attempt to do the same thing."
Harry
Kindersley, SK
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